Omegle
OH Omegle

(this is a long conversation so you might want to skip it, just a heads up)

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like meh.

You: hahah it worked

You: someone said meh

Stranger: what sis

You: sis?

Stranger: *did

You: oh

Stranger: i said meh?

You: you liked meh

Stranger: no

You: meh

Stranger: im confused

You: same

Stranger: bye

You: :S

You: bye?

Stranger: //////?

You: are you leaving me?

Stranger: mabey

You: PORQUE?

You: (why?)

Stranger: idk

You: oh

You: kay

You: .
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.
.

Stranger: ummmmmmmmm

You: sooooooo

You: how are you?

Stranger: fantistic

Stranger: you?

You: meh :)

Stranger: mehemehememhemhehem

You: MEH!

Stranger: :’o

You: o_o

Stranger: Q__Q

You: ;P

Stranger: :D

Stranger: 8)

Stranger: =)

You: so…
wat were you doing before this?

Stranger: eating icecream and waffles……..

You: … i want some ice cream…

You: o_o

Stranger: me too

You: but you just had some

Stranger: i want more

You: are you one of those poeple who eat alot but are skiny?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i dont eat alot

You: oh

Stranger: ya

Stranger: hunger games?

Stranger: :D

You: havent seen it :(

Stranger: ive seen it 4 times

You: wow

Stranger: i went to the premier

You: how was it?

Stranger: AMAZING!

You: lol

Stranger: you need to read the books first though

You: i read the book before it was popular

Stranger: me too!

Stranger: ive read them all 2 times

You: was there a third book that came out resently? or just the two?

You: ive read the two

Stranger: there have been 3 for a long time

You: :O

Stranger: ya

Stranger: its sad

You: im a hurmit :P

Stranger: i love finnick

Stranger: and gale

Stranger: but not peeta

Stranger: cus hes gay

You: lol

Stranger: and ugly

You: true

You: :d

Stranger: ya

You: :D

Stranger: guess what happens in book 3

Stranger: :(

You: NOOOOOO

You: dont tell me

Stranger: i wanna!

You: dont :(

Stranger: FINE

You: thx :)

Stranger: :(

You: :D

Stranger: :):

You: your a girl?

Stranger: why

You: im guessing

You: it seems like it

Stranger: :): bipolar smiley face!

You: pft

Stranger: are you a dude

You: maybe :):

Stranger: answer me!

You: you first!

Stranger: for narnia!!!!!!!!!!

You: im asking the Q’s here!

You: read it

You: readed it

Stranger: read what?

You: NARNIA!

Stranger: oh

You: ive reed it

Stranger: okay

Stranger: *read

You: NO reed!

You: it

Stranger: thats the past tence

Stranger: read!

You: lol

Stranger: i read narnia!

Stranger: jk

You: lets just stop

Stranger: i didnt

You: :P

Stranger: im a panda!

You: :S

You: you are in asia?

Stranger: no………the heck! im in a cage!

You: lol

You: ilegal

Stranger: D: little kids are throwing french fries at me

You: are they good?

Stranger: i think im in a zoo

Stranger: yes, verry

You: the kids?

You: :P

Stranger: they need katchup

You: katsup

Stranger: katnip

You: wild boar

Stranger: what?

Stranger: th

You: pft

Stranger: >:(

You: :):

Stranger: <:(

Stranger: <(’ )

You: bird?

Stranger: penguine

Stranger: i spelt that wrong……..

Stranger: do you have a facebook?

You: ya

You: y?

Stranger: i wanna be your friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: YAY!

Stranger: :D

Stranger: your name?

You: no, your name?

Stranger: i asked you first

You: and?

Stranger: your age?

You: asl(same time)

Stranger: fghfghfghfhfghfghfhfhhfhfdhfdhtyhtttyttttttttuuuuurhr

You: dsljberakerlkgblgeskg

Stranger: aeg!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: *age

You: pft

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: tell me

You: FINE!!!

You: wait which Q?

You: theres like 4

You: of them

Stranger: come on! you know you wanna….:D BOTH! I MEAN ALL OF THEM

Stranger: There are like 2

You: i have memory loss

Stranger: age and name

You: what were they?

You: 18

You: u?

Stranger: oh……………..:/

You: OH!?

Stranger: are you a dude?!

You: ARE YOU!?

Stranger: no

You: sigh

Stranger: are you

You: a dude?

You: ya

Stranger: oh

Stranger: akward„„„

You: OH!?

Stranger: im like 13

You: oh…

Stranger: yes…….

You: lol

You: this is akward

Stranger: i love you!!!!!:D

You: wait…

You: does this mean i am as mature as a 13 year old girl!?

Stranger: OH MY GOD……

You: :):

Stranger: yes………

You: crap

Stranger: hahahahahahhaah

You: :):

Stranger: yes my friend…..show your bipolarness

You: lol

You: im confused

Stranger: me too! :D

You: dont know if i should laugh or cry

You: about this

Stranger: thats cus your bipolar

You: :):

You: it wont stop!?

Stranger: no………

You: huh?

Stranger: ill be bipolar with you!

You: lol

You: k

Stranger: i hate you!

Stranger: i loove you!

You: pft

Stranger: why are you making me cry?!

You: why am i laughing

You: !?!?!?!?!?

Stranger: hahahahaah?!

You: :/)

You: :(

Stranger: zombies!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: :D:

You: :):

Stranger: DO YOU LIVE IN OREGON?!

You: nope

Stranger: oh

Stranger: where do you live

You: in america!

Stranger: are you cereal?!

Stranger: :D:

Stranger: :):

Stranger: <(’ )

You: :):

You: ;0;

Stranger: ( ‘)><(’ )

You: lol

You: nice

Stranger: -_________-

You: (oYo)

You: pft

Stranger: WHAT THE!?

You: lol

Stranger: D:

You: heheheheh

You: made you look

Stranger: :0=========================================== PUKE!

You: pft

Stranger: STOP THAT!

You: pft

Stranger: im gonna leave

You: O_O

Stranger: 0____o

You: (‘)>

You: ?

You: ( ‘)>

You:

You: swary?

Stranger: do a count down!

You: 5

Stranger: noooo

You: 4

Stranger: start at 60

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: 1/2

You: 2/3

You: 3/4

You: 45

You: 90

You: 12

You: 69

You: 66

You: 99

You: 102

You: 132

You: 18

Stranger: start at 5

You: 13

You: lol

You: 5

You: 6

You: 7

You: 8

Stranger: no

You: 9

You: lol

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: i know

Stranger: please

Stranger: START AT 5

You: O_O

You: fine

You: gosh

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

You: 3 1/2

You: 3 1/3

You: 3 1/4

Stranger: >:(

You: lol

You: 2

You: 2.5

You: 2.41

Stranger: :(

You: 2.4000001

You: heheh

You: 2.3999999990

You: 2.3999988888

You: 2.398

You: 2.397

You: 2.396

You: 2.396

You: 2.396

You: 2

You: 2

You: wat was this for again?

You: 2

Stranger: just say it!

You: fire truk just passed

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: Let the 74 anual hunger games begin!!! :D

You: 1.5

Stranger: yay!!!!!!!!

You: .5

Stranger: i love you

You: .49

You: lol

Stranger: monkey lipstick

You: you have that? :O

Stranger: no

You: :):

Stranger: hey look over there!

You: >_>

You: <_<

Stranger: look!

Stranger: you forgot ^_^

Stranger: tehhehehe

Stranger: im gonna go get some dinner

You: kl

You: k

Stranger: are you gonna leave?

You: i ghuess

Stranger: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: noo

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: popkorn

Stranger: no

You: yes

You: yes

You: yes

You: yes

Stranger: ive that stuff!

You: yes

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: me to

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: yes

Stranger: nono

You: yes

Stranger: no

You: yes

Stranger: no

You: yes’

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

Stranger: n

Stranger: ononononononononooo

Stranger: nononononononononononononoh

You: yes

You: yes

You: yes

You: yes

Stranger: nnooonononoonnononoononno

You: yes

Stranger: meh

You: yesyesyesyes

You: MEH

Stranger: fine

You: fin

Stranger: and jake!

Stranger: adventure time!

You: oh, im puting this on tumblr

You: :):

Stranger: yay

You: JAKE THE DOG AND FIN THE HUMAN

Stranger: The fun will never end!

You: maybe!?

You: now you say sth

Stranger: Adventure time! come on grab your friends…….

You: flapjack

Stranger: how dose he live in a whale?

You: buby

Stranger: kunukles

You: they are magic

You: *larg inhale* a link!

Stranger: yes

Stranger: :D

You: :)

Stranger: BRB IM GONNA GET SOME FOOD

You: k

You: im going to do 18 year old things and be back in a sec

Stranger: NVM IM GOONA GET IT IN A SEC

You: OH!

Stranger: Wait wha?

You: hah

Stranger: 18 year old things………ummmmmm D:

You: thirsty

You: im geting water

You: :)

Stranger: get me some!

You: i will mail it

Stranger: kk

You: brb

You: in 2…

You: 3 min tops

You: or 60 seconds

Stranger: ok…now i shall get food

You: I

You: HAVE

You: RETURNED

You: and i brought oj

Stranger: noodles!!!!!!!!!

You: fahetas!

Stranger: no

You: yes

Stranger: im eating noodles

You: im eating fahetas

Stranger: oh

You: yup

Stranger: yum„,

You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: its so delicious

You: i ate all my food :(

You: still hungry

Stranger: im sorry

You: you should be

You: gimyy that soup!

Stranger: I DONT HAVE SOUP

You: but…

You: noodles

Stranger: i have noodles

You: FINE

You: GIMMY THOSE NOODLES!

Stranger: just a sec and i will

You: yay

Stranger: here is your food’

You: oh. a link. *click

Stranger: you cant click it

You: those arn’t noodles!

Stranger: fine! just a sec

You: *eats tacos

You: still hungy

You: lol

You: asian man handed me da noodles

Stranger: yep

You: my sister says im not alowed to talk to you

Stranger: well to bad sister!

You: huh?

Stranger: i have no idea

You: pft

Stranger: why cant i talk to you?

You: because of age differences…

You: appareantly

You:

You: LINK!

You: ha

You: still

Stranger: ya…..

You: ikr…..

You: im gonna go then.
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Stranger: no!

You: y?

Stranger: just a sec

You: pft

You: <(’ ) ( ‘)>

You: lol

You: lol

Stranger: :)

You: are good

You: bye?

Stranger: those look good

You: those are fajetas

Stranger: yes

You: and they were good

Stranger: :D

You: bye bye now

Stranger: is your sister there?

You: yaeh

Stranger: tell her i hate her! but i still want to be her freind!

You: ok i did

You: and she says she is 15

Stranger: thats nice and one more thing…..

You: wat?

You: whoa!

Stranger: who

Stranger: that didnt work

You: thats one big link…

Stranger: give her the picture for me

You: k

You: she looked at it and said she doesn’t like whiped cream

Stranger: then give her this one

You: she siad she likes that one :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how ;ong have we been talking?

You: a while

Stranger: yes…..it all started with a meh

You: yup :)

Stranger: so ummm……ya…..bye

You: bye…

Stranger: bye….

You: buy

You: by

You: bi

You: good bye

Stranger: bie

You: pie

Stranger: die!

You: lol

Stranger: lie

Stranger: sky

Stranger: fie

You: spie

Stranger: gie

Stranger: zie

You: fly

You: ki

Stranger: sigh

Stranger: ni

You: sly

You: aply

Stranger: whats your aister doing?

Stranger: *sister

You: tumblr

Stranger: oh

Stranger: are you asian?

You: no

Stranger: cus im not

Stranger: ok

You: mexican

You: wat are you?

Stranger: your mexiacan?

You: yeah

You: wat are you!?

Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stranger: american

You: so white

You: ?

Stranger: yes

You: of course

Stranger: bye!

You: yea BYE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(the computer had eror, thats why it looks like this)

OH omegle, this is what happens when im bored.

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it&#8217;s a 100 hour nyan cat link :)

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meanwhile im siting hear eating chips :)
(for everyone who doesn&#8217;t know- this is a Deathnote joke)

Spying on strangers-

meanwhile im siting hear eating chips :)

(for everyone who doesn’t know- this is a Deathnote joke)

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